Grab your potions, polish your Daedric armor, and get ready to punch a mudcrab in 4K—because The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered is here, and it’s everything our nostalgia-fueled gamer hearts could’ve dreamed of.
That’s right, the iconic 2006 RPG that gave us open-world fantasy chaos, weird facial animations, and the unforgettable line “STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!” has officially leveled up for the modern age. And no, this isn’t some dusty port—it’s a full-blown visual glow-up, complete with upgraded textures, lighting so good you’ll get lost staring at waterfalls, and loading screens that don’t feel like a nap.
Wander through the lush green fields of Cyrodiil, marvel at the crisp new skyline over the Imperial City, and yes—brace yourself as those terrifying Oblivion Gates open up with even more fiery flair. It’s nostalgic mayhem, but with the graphics card support your teenage self could only dream of.
Best part? It’s on Xbox Game Pass day one. No Septims required.
And don’t worry—if you still want that gritty, ultra-modded Skyrim-engine version (Skyblivion fans, we see you), that project’s still on track. But for now, we’re diving headfirst into this official remaster with a sword in one hand and a wheel of cheese in the other.
So whether you’re rescuing Kvatch (again) or just abusing the speechcraft minigame, it’s time to return to the land where dreams—and Daedra—roam free.
Welcome back to Oblivion, hero. It’s never looked this good.
